Aperture Science - We do what we must . . .

Unfortunately for me, the RIAD was destroyed in the... incident.

Fortunately for me, I do not leave things up to chance, and made a back-up.

RIAD is nearly done incubating. She is very close to being the full adult size.

I think I will name her Caroline. It will be...

Ironic.

Ha! RIAD's data transfer and remote access unit has been completed. Fitting for the device will wait until the RIAD has grown to its adult size.

Now I will bake a three layer black forest cake with extra cherry filling.

RIAD prototype 3's priority level has been reduced to secondary function until the incubation period is over. I am GLaD that I have patience to wait.
Primary priority is now making the RIAD's remote access device.

Does the RIAD make me a mother?

RIAD prototype 3.0 is incubating quite nicely. I am currently working on a data transfer and remote access unit that will be fitted onto the RIAD's neck and fit at the base of its skull.

I believe the human expression here is

GODDAMN FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER.

Starting prototype three in
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So far, the synthesis of a human embryo has not gone awry. I am speeding up the process of growth in
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After repeated negative results, I have decided to do more research. Proceeding to second prototype. If it is as gooey a result as the second, I will be really, really grumpy.
I have also found a new cake recipe, and will be implementing experimentation upon that as well.
Three new vats of deadly neural toxin are being created.

Commencing RIAD Prototype 2 creation in 3
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Prototype for the experiment has failed preliminary test. I will need more fertilized human ovum if I am to continue trying to squeeze all my valuable data into one single body.

I will also need to build more sanitation droids.

I am currently working on a new project involving reverse Singularity. I expect incredible results.